Kelly Keating
Not only is she a fabulous human; she's also handy, stunning, radiant, lovely, amazing, and one hell of a partner.
She's my favourite wifey of all time.
I mean, my only wifey of all time, but even if I had multiple previously she'd be the favourite. She's just that awesome. Yeah. Suck it, other imaginary wifeys.
Not that I have imaginary other wifeys. Oh god please don't stab me. It was a joke! A joke!!
She's so fucking awesome
And so wonderful, too!
So wonderful that I just couldn't contain myself, and built an entire website dedicated to her awesomeness (and nice butt).
... and she's stuck with me
